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Office funny quotes

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Work is for people who don't know how to play golf..

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.

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Funny quotes about friendship

Friendship funny quotes

Your friends are what will matter in the end.

Friends are like melons. You may try fifty before you find a good one.

A true friend walks in when the whole world walks out.

Friends let you know that you are not alone on the road of life.

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

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Funny sayings for facebook

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

You spend the first 2 years of children's life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and whatever you hit call it the target.

Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.

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Funny computer quotes

Yo mama is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.

Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

Software is like sex, it's better when it's free...

Virus:the only program that works perfectly every time!

Computer and car is same...
1-it needs driver
2-it needs key.
3-it needs windows.
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