It's not nice to make fun of fat people--but what the hell, they can't catch you.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Don't blame yourself. Let me do it.
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