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Funny facebook quotes

If you want a funny profile in Facebook,try these funny facebook quotes:

Save the water:Shower with your girlfriend!

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.

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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

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