Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
Life is half spent before we know what it is.
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