"Too many Idiots, not enough villages."
"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
"If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?"
"Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge."
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
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