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The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather.It moved to Finland. Now Santa Clause is missing!

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

Sex is not the answer. "Yes" is the answer.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

If it ain’t broken... fix it ‘til it is!

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