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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions that make it fail.

Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

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