If you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.
Don’t marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
Money talk!Mine always say "Goodbye!"
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