A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right...and the other is a husband.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
Marriage is the only war in which you can sleep with the enemy
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