If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again?
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