I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
When you're up to your ears in sh*t, keep your mouth shut!
Brains aren't everything...in fact, in your case they're nothing.
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