The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
You spend the first 2 years of children's life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and whatever you hit call it the target.
Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.
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