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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

This isn't an office...it's hell with fluorescent lighting

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Don't bug me...I haven't had my coffee yet!

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