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It's good to be in a relationship! After all, you cannot blame everything on God and Government!

Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.

The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.

Police Station toilet stolen: cops have nothing to go on.

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.

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