Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Work is for people who don't know how to play golf..
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.
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